Older, seasoned, versions of this blog. Lovingly stored in formaldehyde.
July 28th, 2014- Your notoriety for being a douchebag is being questioned by some guy that can barely remember to post his blog every Monday.
August 4, 2014- A look at your mom's favorite topic... swearing.
August 11, 2014- PTSD. It's fun for the whole family!
August 18, 2014- How I am faring in the war on Barbie.
August 25, 2014- Climbing mountains can be metaphorical. Or actual, and very dangerous to your junk.
September 1, 2014- Brad and I destroy Five Iron Frenzy with the mighty power of homelessness.
September 8, 2014, Round one of some seriously depressing poems by Reese.
September 15, 2014- Reese Roper vs. The Commonwealth of Virginia
September 22, 2014- Taking one of the five paths into drunkenness.